The Poetry of Google Voice
This is the result of a voicemail transcribed by Google Voice. Try not to get too freaked out by its digital prose:
Wanted to email us at the Global voice thing that’s weird. Anyway, she says houses andlet’s see. It’s all but the fire department is going to come over after I get off work andso I might be a little bit late picking you up if you can end up being a ride, because I’mgonna happen fast and see if you have a common monoxide bleak. I was just time. Ican’t ever breathe exhausted because I’m outta shape, and I a bad things. I’m hopingthat’s the truth. But anyway, hope you having a good day.