I like Me & Goji alot, but they’ve crossed the line with their new cereal description:

healthy hoops!

for our new base, we boosted organic O’s of quinoa, spelt and kamut with our raw wheat germ and amaranth blend.

warning: these whole-grain O’s are so crunchy that libraries in 40 states have banned indoor consumption!  watch these life-savers float atop your milk and know that you are throwin’ your body a life line (made of healthy fibers).  O, how [un]sweetened it is!

I love libraries and crunchy cereals- is that so wrong?